Sonic GX

First topic message reminder :

"Oh, great." Dash the Hedgehog says, looking back at the cop cars speeding towards him. "Guess my covers blown." Dash smirks whilst tightening a bag of the 7 Chaos Emeralds. Dash leaps up onto the roof tops. "I'd like to see you try to catch me now!" Dash yells to the angry police. Dash turns back on them and chuckles. "And where are you going?" A voice says from a higher roof. "Who are you!?" Dash growls at the figure. The figure is joined by two other figures.

"Unlike Sonic and Amy." I smile. "Shut up, I was drunk... Besides, your all alone." Sonic went too far. "Well, excuse me princess! At least I don't have to deal with the hammer plus face treatment every time I screw up!" I growl, bearing my teeth.

"Hey hey HEY! Both of you, knock it off!" I yell angerly at Sonic and Dash. "I wish we could sort this out......wait! Maybe we can!" I say as I look at the ceiling in thought.

"You mean dump Amy and get Sonic a "real" girlfriend?" I grin. "And maybe get you a life!?" Sonic shakes his fist. Gordan starts thinking.
Sonic's mind: Yes yes yes yes yes!
Dash's mind: DROP THE BOMBSHELL!!! GET UP!!! GET UP!!! THIS IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!

Gordan's Mind: Maybe Dash can hook up with Tikal....Or Blaze....OR WAVE! No no no no. I had a thing with her..No, she had a thing with me. Didn't want her. Maybe she's lookin' for someone. Maybe...

"I GOT IT!" I yell. "Dash, How about Blaze?" I ask him.

"Hmmmm..." I begin to think. Then I smile. "She'll never accept you." "STFU Sonic..." I punch him in the face.

"OMEGA! We have a Code F82! Restrain them both!" I yell into the intercom. To heavily armed and armoured mechs come out and grab hold of Dash and Sonic. A light stun shot calms them both down. Suddenly, Rouge bolts down the stairs with her shotgun and says, "What the hell is going on?"

"It was just... Anime style humour..." I say weakly. "Can we go now?" Sonic asks weakly.

"Maybe....L.O.K.I, put stun collars on both of them." I say to the first mech. It puts a stun collar on Dash, then Sonic. "If you two come within 5 feet of each other, the collar will emit a painfull shock. Now, we have rooms for each of you. Sonic, you get Floor 2, Room 26. Dash, Floor 3, Room 12. Now, I am going to bed with Rouge. Goodnight, gentlemen." I say as I hold Rouge's hands. We walk up the stairs. "SONIC. REPORT TO YOUR ROOM NOW." L.O.K.I says.

Next morning, I came downstairs to eat and Sonic was right around the corner. "GRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" Me and Sonic fall to the ground, trying to crawl 5 feet away from eachother.

"Oh, did I here the sound of someone breaking the rules?) I say as I stroll down the stairs in a furry blue house robe.

"N-no... Sonic was... Right there... Didn't see him... ZAP!!!" I give up trying to talk and lay down, saying nothing.

"Oh, poor baby. Tell you what, I'll turn down the shock power,OK?" I say to them both. I pull a dial from my pocket and turn it down a little bit. Rouge comes down the staircase in a pink and purple robe. "Good morning, boys. And good morning, honey." She says and hugs me. I hug her back and say, "Well, good morning, sweety." I say back.


(I need to go. I'll be back in 15-20 minutes unless something happens.)

"Hi Rouge..." Sonic says while laying on the ground in pain.
(I need my Zelda game, see ya later.)

"Hi, Sonic." She says as she goes into the kitchen. I follow and grab a box of Vector* cereal. "Are you gonna lay on the floor all day?" I ask them.

*Vector the cereal, not to be confused with Vector the Crocodile.

"Maybe... Probably... Most likely... Yes..." I put my head back down. "Can you get me a bowl Froot Loops?" I ask. "I'm kinda in the mood for some gay Cheerios..." I add.

"Ha ha. How about some actual Gay Cheerios?" I say. I pull out a box of cereal that says, "Gay Cheerios" on the front. I smirk as I grab a bottle of Chesterburrows Caramel Scotch*. I pour a glass as Rouge sits at the table.

*Chesterburrows is a respected Mobiun company. All Rights Reserved.

"Just get me the Froot Loops..." I say, struggling to get up.

"Oh fine, mate." I say as I pour Dash a bowl. I open the fridge and grab a bottle of rum. "Care for a glass?" I ask him, pulling a glass out of the cupboard.

"In the morning? We got work to do anyway, so can you deactivate the collars!?" Dash asks impatiently.

"Fine." I say to Dash. I pressed a button on my sleeve and the collars fell off. I glared at them and said, "Now you two behave. I'd hate to have to kick you in the daddy bags." Rouge snickers as she eats her cereal.

"Kay." Dash mumbles. Sonic ignores.

Suddenly, Gordan's cellphone rings. "Hold on a sec, mates." He tells them. "Hello. Oh, right. Hold on a second." He says to the person on the phone. He quickly steps into the next room with a seriuos expression on his face.

Dash walks towards the room were Gordan is in. "Dash?" Rouge looks around the corner. "Shh... I'm just seeing who he's talking to." Dash answers.

Dash peers into the room. Gordan, not noticing Dash looking at him, pulls a large sack out from behind his desk. "Yeah. Of course I have them.......Don't worry about Blaze. She doesn't even know that the Sol Emeralds are gone." Gordan says as he pulls on of the Emeralds out of the bag. "If she finds out, I have ways to.....persaude her to forget it." He says to the person on the phone. A hawk walks out from the corner and pulls a large hand gun from his holster. "Don't worry boss. She won't get far." He says to Gordan.

o_0 "Back up, go go go." Dash pushes Roughe back to the kitchen before Gordan comes back.

Rouge roundhouse kicks Dash in the face before flipping him over the counter and stunning him with a speciel move. "What the hell was that for?" She asks him as he lay there on the ground.