Hilarious Definitions

Definitions of words, but these are not from official dictionaries.

Charmander:
1: A fire Pokemon
(Example: Charmander! I choose you!)
2: Brick-crapping awesomeness
(Example: OMG! That was so f***ing Charmander!)
3: Essence of awesomeness itself (It's a freaking miniature dragon with a flame on it's tail! 0_o)
4: An attractive ginger
(Example: ...)

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Derp:
1: Derp herpa derpity herp derp herpity derp herp derp derpity herpity derp derp herp derp.
(Example:
Derp 1: Herpa derp!
Derp 2: Derpity herp.
Derp 1: Derp derp?
Derp 2: Derp...)

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Mah Boi:
A term used by crack head kings who tell prisoners to scrub all the floors in Hyrule.
(Example:
King: "Mah Boi! This piece is what all true warriors strive for!" *Takes a dump*
Link: "Oh boy!"

Eggman
1:The man with the master plan
2:The only man more interesting then that guy from the Dos Equis commercials.
3:A evil genius with the most badass moustache ever and a nack for great memes.
(Example: PINGAS! Hoolay!

Hookshot:
1: A weapon you get in Zelda, found in a grave keepers stinky grave.
2: A swift kick in the nuts ftom behind, 1-up gained if you use the tip of your toe.

Insects
1:Annoying little pests you like to crush for fun.
2:The worlds main source of power
(Example: Larry: Ew a bug!
Danny:NOOO!
Larry: What is wrong?
Danny: You can't crush them. YOU MUST EAT THEM TO GAIN THEIR POWER! Nom nom nom!
Larry: Ew!)

Knuckles
1: You use them Aggresively when Ticked Off!
2: A Sonic Character that doesn't chuckle.

Troll Face:

1) The meaning of evil